Lyrics Superhero - Stephen Lynch
If
I
could
be
a
Superhero,
I
would
be
Awesome
Man.
I′d
fly
around
the
world
fighting
crime
According
to
my
Awesome
Plan.
And
if
I
saw
criminals
trying
to
lie
Hurting
other
people
and
making
them
cry
I'd
haul
them
off
to
jail
in
my
Awesome
Van.
Because
I
would
be
Awesome
Man.
(Now
some
criminals
want
you
to
be
a
criminal,
and
they
offer
you
things
like
drugs
and
alcohol,
but
we
know
what
to
do
kids,
we
just
say
no.)
If
I
could
be
a
Superhero,
I
would
be
Drug-Free
Boy.
Telling
the
world
of
the
evils
of
drugs,
And
the
lives
that
they
destroy.
And
all
of
the
junkies
getting
so
high
With
their
needles
and
bongs
and
sticks
made
of
thai
I′d
burn
them
alive
and
I
would
squeal
with
joy.
Cause
I
would
be
Drug-Free
Boy.
If
I
could
be
a
Superhero,
I'd
be
Immigration
Dude
I'd
send
all
the
foreigners
back
to
their
homes
For
eating
up
all
of
our
food
For
taking
our
welfare
and
best
jobs
to
boot
Like
landscaping,
dishwashing,
picking
our
fruit
I′d
pass
lots
of
laws
to
get
rid
of
their
brood
Because
I
would
be
Immigration
Dude.
(Kids,
you
can
make
up
your
own
superhero.
If
you
could,
who
would
you
be?)
If
you
could
be
a
Superhero,
Would
you
be
Justice
Guy?
Making
sure
people
get
what
they
deserve,
Especially
women
who
lie
Like
if
a
wife
left
her
husband
with
three
kids
and
no
job
To
run
off
to
f---ing
Hawaii
with
some
doctor
named
Bob
You
could
skin
them
and
drain
them
of
blood
til
they
die
Especially
Bob
Then
you
would
be
Justice
Guy
Or
you
could
be
subtle,
I
didn′t
mean
to
be
vague
Give
her
Mad
Cow
disease
& let
him
die
of
the
plague
As
long
as
they
suffer
for
their
terrible
lie
Especially
Bob
Then
you
would
be
Justice
Guy.
Then
you
would
be
a
Superhero,
like
me.
1 Talk to Me
2 Dr. Stephen
3 Priest (Live)
4 Country Love Song
5 Superhero
6 What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
7 Mother's Day (Live)
8 Taxi Driver
9 For the Ladies
10 Grandfather
11 Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
12 She Gotta Smile
13 Best Friends Song
14 D & D
15 Down to the Old Pub Instead
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