Lyrics Wonderful World of Sex - Steve Goodman
I
could
learn
to
understand
Swahili
by
myself
I
could
even
teach
it
to
my
good
dog,
Ralph
I
could
learn
to
read
you
every
book
up
on
the
shelf
I
could
learn
to
tell
your
fortune
like
the
oracle
of
Delphi
I
could
learn
to
tell
you
every
flower
by
its
color
I
could
learn
to
swim
as
fast
as
Johnny
Weismuller
But
I
couldn't
never
learn
to
get
along
without
you
Don't
you
run
away
from
me,
I
sure
dig
sex
You
can
get
love
from
your
papa
or
your
mama
You
can
get
warm
from
a
Turkish
or
a
sauna
You
can
get
hot
from
tortillas
or
lasagna
But
you
get
all
three
when
you
neck
with
me
I
really
must
confess
it
gets
me
in
the
solar
plexus
When
I
think
about
the
differences
there
are
between
the
sexes
Peanut
butter
sandwiches
are
really
neat
But
when
you
get
right
down
to
it
you
can't
compete
with
Good
old
double
S
- E
- double
X
is
Camper
than
batman,
bigger
than
Texas
You're
concave
and
I'm
convex
Welcome
to
the
world
of
sex
Do
I
love
you,
is
the
Pope
Catholic?
Do
I
need
you,
is
a
rubber
band
elastic?
Do
I
want
you,
is
the
atom
bomb
drastic?
Let's
us
be
heterosexually
entwined,
we
fit
like
a
tailored
suit
dear
I
dig
you
more
than
I
dig
root
beer
Green
Giant
peas
need
a
big
green
pod
I
spend
a
lot
of
time
needing
your
bod
Walking
around
through
fields
of
clover
Can't
we
lie
down
and
talk
things
over?
You
never
know
whats
coming
off
next
In
the
wonderful
world
of
sex
1 Between the Lines
2 Take Me Out to the Ballgame
3 Go Cubs Go
4 City of New Orleans
5 Would You Like to Learn to Dance?
6 Souvenirs
7 Red Ball Jets
8 The One That Got Away
9 Talk Backwards
10 If She Were You
11 Danger
12 You Better Get It While You Can (The Ballad of Carl Martin)
13 Yellow Coat
14 Banana Republics
15 California Promises
16 Bobby Don't Stop
17 My Old Man
18 This Hotel Room
19 Where's the Party
20 I Just Keep Falling In Love
21 Watchin' Joey Glow
22 The Dutchman
23 In Real Life
24 Chicken Cordon Bleus (Live)
25 The I Don't Know Where I'm Goin', but I'm Goin' Nowere In a Hurry Blues
26 Is It True What They Say About Dixie
27 Turnpike Tom
28 Elvis Imitators
29 Lincoln Park Pirates
30 Wonderful World of Sex
31 Vegematic
32 A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request
33 Men Who Love Women Who Love Men
34 The Auctioneer
35 The Broken String Song
36 Just Lucky I Guess
37 I'll Fly Away
38 It's a Sin to Tell a Lie
39 Medly: Born to Be Wild/Teen Angel/Tell Laura I Love Her/Strange Things Happen
40 You Never Even Call Me By My Name
41 Don't Let the Stars Get In Your Eyes
42 As Time Goes By
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