Steve Goodman - Wonderful World of Sex Lyrics

Lyrics Wonderful World of Sex - Steve Goodman



I could learn to understand Swahili by myself
I could even teach it to my good dog, Ralph
I could learn to read you every book up on the shelf
I could learn to tell your fortune like the oracle of Delphi
I could learn to tell you every flower by its color
I could learn to swim as fast as Johnny Weismuller
But I couldn't never learn to get along without you
Don't you run away from me, I sure dig sex
You can get love from your papa or your mama
You can get warm from a Turkish or a sauna
You can get hot from tortillas or lasagna
But you get all three when you neck with me
I really must confess it gets me in the solar plexus
When I think about the differences there are between the sexes
Peanut butter sandwiches are really neat
But when you get right down to it you can't compete with
Good old double S - E - double X is
Camper than batman, bigger than Texas
You're concave and I'm convex
Welcome to the world of sex
Do I love you, is the Pope Catholic?
Do I need you, is a rubber band elastic?
Do I want you, is the atom bomb drastic?
Let's us be heterosexually entwined, we fit like a tailored suit dear
I dig you more than I dig root beer
Green Giant peas need a big green pod
I spend a lot of time needing your bod
Walking around through fields of clover
Can't we lie down and talk things over?
You never know whats coming off next
In the wonderful world of sex



Writer(s): steve goodman


Steve Goodman - No Big Surprise: The Steve Goodman Anthology
Album No Big Surprise: The Steve Goodman Anthology
date of release
15-09-1994

1 Between the Lines
2 Take Me Out to the Ballgame
3 Go Cubs Go
4 City of New Orleans
5 Would You Like to Learn to Dance?
6 Souvenirs
7 Red Ball Jets
8 The One That Got Away
9 Talk Backwards
10 If She Were You
11 Danger
12 You Better Get It While You Can (The Ballad of Carl Martin)
13 Yellow Coat
14 Banana Republics
15 California Promises
16 Bobby Don't Stop
17 My Old Man
18 This Hotel Room
19 Where's the Party
20 I Just Keep Falling In Love
21 Watchin' Joey Glow
22 The Dutchman
23 In Real Life
24 Chicken Cordon Bleus (Live)
25 The I Don't Know Where I'm Goin', but I'm Goin' Nowere In a Hurry Blues
26 Is It True What They Say About Dixie
27 Turnpike Tom
28 Elvis Imitators
29 Lincoln Park Pirates
30 Wonderful World of Sex
31 Vegematic
32 A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request
33 Men Who Love Women Who Love Men
34 The Auctioneer
35 The Broken String Song
36 Just Lucky I Guess
37 I'll Fly Away
38 It's a Sin to Tell a Lie
39 Medly: Born to Be Wild/Teen Angel/Tell Laura I Love Her/Strange Things Happen
40 You Never Even Call Me By My Name
41 Don't Let the Stars Get In Your Eyes
42 As Time Goes By




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