Lyrics Desperate - Suburban Legends
What
the
hell
is
wrong
with
me?
I'm
in
a
band,
ladies
can't
you
see
Please
don't
judge
me
by
the
car
that
I
drive
Or
the
fact
that
I
haven't
had
a
date
since
'95
Come
on,
don't
go
away
Don't
listen
to
your
friends
when
they
that
I
am
gay
I
try
so
hard
but
I
just
can't
get
no
play
Don't
have
any
STDs
Come
on,
I'm
begging
on
my
knees
Come
on
get
close
just
ignore
the
fleas
We
will
take
anything
that
walks
.. .
Because
we're
desperate
I
know
I'm
not
a
handsome
man
'Cause
I
look
like
an
ogre
with
a
farmer's
tan
And
every
time
the
ladies
see
me
and
I'm
walking
their
way
They
say,
"Brian
smells,
everybody
stay
away"
Oh
ladies,
can't
you
see
I
can't
help
it
because
I'm
ugly
But
I'm
in
a
band,
don't
that
count
for
something
Come
on
now,
don't
delay
'Cause
if
you
don't
call
then
I'll
probably
rent-a-date
And
my
tab
keeps
rising,
'cause
I
do
it
every
day
Oh
ladies,
can't
you
see
I'm
in
a
band,
why
aren't
you
attracted
to
me?
I
don't
care
if
you're
underage
Just
as
long
as
you'll
be
seen
with
me
in
a
public
place
What's
it
gonna
take?
(What's
it
gonna
take?)
For
you
help
me
bake
cookies?
Doo-Wah-Doo
'Cause
I
need
to
know
I'm
all
hot
and
ready
And
I
got
to
go
.. .
Because
we're
Desperate
Why
oh
why
must
I
have
this
rash
No
girls
talk
to
me
they
just
step
back
Should
I
lift
weights?
Would
that
make
me
more
sexual?
Maybe
wear
glasses
would
that
make
me
intellectual?
Come
on
lets
do
it
fast
'Cause
I'm
all
hot
and
ready
and
it
just
wont
last
And
I
got
20
dollars
what
can
I
get
for
that?
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