Lyrics Five Yards - TISM
You're
only
one
fad
away
from
being
retro
You're
only
one
drug
away
from
liking
techno
You're
only
one
glasses
of
pair
from
dyslexia
You're
only
one
Cleo
mag
from
anorexia
You're
only
five
yards
from
a
fuckwit
You're
only
one
download
from
this
song's
copyright
You're
only
one
Tim
Tam
away
from
cellulite
You're
only
one
phone
call
from
captaining
the
Aussie
side
You're
only
one
lifestyle
show
from
suicide
You're
only
one
station
from
John
Laws'
shit
You're
only
one
labotomy
from
believing
it.
You're
only
one
tabloid
press
from
a
lynch
mob
You're
only
one
acting
role
from
a
real
job
You're
only
one
strip
of
flesh
from
your
bones
You're
only
one
species
away
from
Alan
Jones.
You're
only
one
small
speck
in
space
You're
only
one
life,
soon
erased
Be
there
none
left
on
Eath
but
you
One
thing
will
still
remain
true:
1 I Await the Coming of the Scottish Third Reich
2 Whatareya?
3 Sid Viscous
4 Five Yards
5 All Homeboys Are Dickheads
6 Eckerman Is Very Silly (from The Bedroom Recordings)
7 (I Go To) Werribee (from The Bedroom Recordings)
8 Yassa Arathin-A-Go-Go (from The Bedroom Recordings)
9 Ballad of the Semitic Nazi (from The Bedroom Recordings)
10 The English Speaking Peoples
11 Ezra Pound - Axe King: A. the Ballad of J. Arthur White Australia Policy B. the Petty Bourgeois Revolution C. Art, Religion and the Neo-classical Dialectic D. the Hairy Diadem (from The Bedroom Recordings)
12 Ladies and Gentlemen - the Judeo-Christian Ethic (from The Bedroom Recordings)
13 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen (from The Bedroom Recordings)
14 A Tale of Two Faeces (from The Bedroom Recordings)
15 Almost Blue By Ian Curtis (from The Bedroom Recordings)
16 The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (from The Bedroom Recordings)
17 (Jumpin' Jivin') Jimmy 'The Ghost' Joyce (from The Bedroom Recordings)
18 Unknown, Unacknowledged, Unforgettable, Underpants (from The Bedroom Recordings)
19 Life Is Fairly Silly, Really (from The Bedroom Recordings)
20 (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture (from The Bedroom Recordings)
21 Landscape, Seascape, Escape (from The Bedroom Recordings)
22 [Somewhere In This School…] [from The Bedroom Recordings]
23 How to End All Suffering (from The Bedroom Recordings)
24 Frenzy (from The Bedroom Recordings)
25 I'm Gonna Treat Ya to a Nietzsche Double Feature (from The Bedroom Recordings)
26 You're Only As Good As Your Fans (from The Bedroom Recordings)
27 My Gerontation (from The Bedroom Recordings)
28 (This Morning I Had Work to Do) [from The Bedroom Recordings]
29 Tu e la Tua Razza Fa'Un Culo (from The Bedroom Recordings)
30 The Phillip Ruddock Blues
31 Defecate On My Face - MGF Remix
32 Greg! The Stop Sign!!
33 (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
34 Defecate On My Face - Original Springvale Mix
35 Death Death Death (Live in Melbourne, 21/10/95)
36 Saturday Night Palsy
37 I'm Interested In Apathy
38 I Drive A Truck
39 40 Years - Then Death
40 The History Of Western Civilization
41 I'll 'Ave Ya
42 Get Thee To A Nunnery
43 Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
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