TISM - Five Yards Lyrics

Lyrics Five Yards - TISM




You're only one fad away from being retro
You're only one drug away from liking techno
You're only one glasses of pair from dyslexia
You're only one Cleo mag from anorexia
You're only five yards from a fuckwit
You're only one download from this song's copyright
You're only one Tim Tam away from cellulite
You're only one phone call from captaining the Aussie side
You're only one lifestyle show from suicide
You're only one station from John Laws' shit
You're only one labotomy from believing it.
You're only one tabloid press from a lynch mob
You're only one acting role from a real job
You're only one strip of flesh from your bones
You're only one species away from Alan Jones.
You're only one small speck in space
You're only one life, soon erased
Be there none left on Eath but you
One thing will still remain true:




TISM - Best Off
Album Best Off
date of release
29-07-2002

1 I Await the Coming of the Scottish Third Reich
2 Whatareya?
3 Sid Viscous
4 Five Yards
5 All Homeboys Are Dickheads
6 Eckerman Is Very Silly (from The Bedroom Recordings)
7 (I Go To) Werribee (from The Bedroom Recordings)
8 Yassa Arathin-A-Go-Go (from The Bedroom Recordings)
9 Ballad of the Semitic Nazi (from The Bedroom Recordings)
10 The English Speaking Peoples
11 Ezra Pound - Axe King: A. the Ballad of J. Arthur White Australia Policy B. the Petty Bourgeois Revolution C. Art, Religion and the Neo-classical Dialectic D. the Hairy Diadem (from The Bedroom Recordings)
12 Ladies and Gentlemen - the Judeo-Christian Ethic (from The Bedroom Recordings)
13 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen (from The Bedroom Recordings)
14 A Tale of Two Faeces (from The Bedroom Recordings)
15 Almost Blue By Ian Curtis (from The Bedroom Recordings)
16 The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (from The Bedroom Recordings)
17 (Jumpin' Jivin') Jimmy 'The Ghost' Joyce (from The Bedroom Recordings)
18 Unknown, Unacknowledged, Unforgettable, Underpants (from The Bedroom Recordings)
19 Life Is Fairly Silly, Really (from The Bedroom Recordings)
20 (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture (from The Bedroom Recordings)
21 Landscape, Seascape, Escape (from The Bedroom Recordings)
22 [Somewhere In This School…] [from The Bedroom Recordings]
23 How to End All Suffering (from The Bedroom Recordings)
24 Frenzy (from The Bedroom Recordings)
25 I'm Gonna Treat Ya to a Nietzsche Double Feature (from The Bedroom Recordings)
26 You're Only As Good As Your Fans (from The Bedroom Recordings)
27 My Gerontation (from The Bedroom Recordings)
28 (This Morning I Had Work to Do) [from The Bedroom Recordings]
29 Tu e la Tua Razza Fa'Un Culo (from The Bedroom Recordings)
30 The Phillip Ruddock Blues
31 Defecate On My Face - MGF Remix
32 Greg! The Stop Sign!!
33 (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
34 Defecate On My Face - Original Springvale Mix
35 Death Death Death (Live in Melbourne, 21/10/95)
36 Saturday Night Palsy
37 I'm Interested In Apathy
38 I Drive A Truck
39 40 Years - Then Death
40 The History Of Western Civilization
41 I'll 'Ave Ya
42 Get Thee To A Nunnery
43 Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli




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