Lyrics Big Bang Theory Theme - From "The Big Bang Theory" - TV Sounds Unlimited

Our whole universe was in a
Hot dense state
The nearly fourteen billion years ago
Expansion started
Wait...
The Earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall
(We built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery
That all started with the big bang
(Bang!)
Since the dawn of man
Is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time
Than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight
The dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died
(They frozen their *sses of)
The oceans and Pangaea
See you wouldn't want to be you
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward
We won't be here
It won't be heard
Our best and brightest
Figure that
It'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here
They're catching deer
(We're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy
(Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology
Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big... bang!