Lyrics Kiss My Ass - Ted Nugent

Telegram for Mr. Billary (yeah, yeah)
Come on, baby
Yeah, big ol' wet ones, hey

Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass (c'mon, everybody ought to)
Kiss my ass (tastes real good)
Kiss my ass (oh)

I don't waste time on me
I got my own direction
Walking close, wait and see
I'm lookin' for perfection

I make up my own mind
And I'll leave you far behind
'Cause when the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass

You can see, I believe in animal rights
I let my dog hump on my shin
I can tolerate sexual choice
But not with the next of kin (uh, uh, boy)

I've heard it all before
I ain't gonna take anymore
But when the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass
Everybody

Kiss my ass, (pucker up)
Kiss my ass (make it a rap)
Kiss my ass (hold the tongue)
Kiss my ass (c'mon, babe)

I've had it all before
And I ain't gonna take no more, no more
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass

I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin' on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah

It's gotta be a fluke
They make me wanna puke
When the goin' gets tough
They can kiss my ass
Everybody matter

Kiss my ass (c'mon gang banger)
Kiss my ass (Janet Reno)
Kiss my ass (c'mon, Billary)
Kiss my ass (callin' on Jesse Jackson)

Kiss my ass (how about the IRS?)
Kiss my ass (hey, Howard Stern)
Kiss my ass (United Nations)
Kiss my ass (all those Liberals)

Kiss my ass (c'mon, Sarah Brady)
Kiss my ass (oh, Courtney Love, I've got your hole)
Kiss my ass (Beavis, Butthead)
Kiss my ass (how about all the Crips and Bloods?)

Got it all before
And we ain't gonna take it no more
And when the goin' gets rough
When the going's too tough
When the goin' gets rough
They oughta' kiss my ass

Your bed is wet