Lyrics Table Dance - The 2 Live Crew

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Get out my face, hoe)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Get out my face, hoe)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Get out my face, hoe)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?

I don't give my riches to the bitches
Shake-dancin' ain't nothin' but trickin'
Ten dollars too much to give 'em
I done had my two-drink minimum

I watch from a distance so I can see
Now Charles kickin' me out the V.I.P.
Bitches callin' me cheap
While they trick as they dancin' in minks

Hoe, you must be crazy
I know, it's your job but I ain't trickin' Miss Daisy
I want a quick feel, a cheap thrill
But I ain't payin' no pussy bills

If you got mouths to feed
Bitch, you better recognize a dick in need
'Cause I'm a 3-piece nigga, bitch, I don't play
I want the pussy, a place to stay but I don't pay

Uhh, uhh, now throw that pussy

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Get out my face, hoe)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?

Booty clubs where niggas go
Spendin' flow for stripper hoes
And table-tops cost five dollars
If the hoe ain't cute, don't even bother

Bitch, come clean from beginnin'
Drop them strings and skin to win
She gotta show pink to get paid
And I don't want a hoe who's always afraid

I'll flip that hoe like a script
'Cause for all that flow, niggas might trip
'Cause pussy's a man's best friend
And she gotta keep shakin' till the record ends

'Cause I like them stripper hoes
The one's from Rolex and Coco's
So come on, make ya pussy pop
And I keep on gettin' them table-tops

C'mon, girl, now, show me a shot now, aight
Uhh, uhh, now throw that pussy

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Get out my face, hoe)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?

Serve me out your best dick-sucker
Much money as I'ma spend in this motherfucker
You holler,? No cash, no ass!?
(Well then bitch, I pass)

'Cause I ain't givin' up no cash
(Hell naw!)
Not to see yo' funky ass
You wanna dance, don't sweat it
If I fuck for free then you can dance on credit

Trick-ass niggas just spoil 'em
Payin' 'em more than the club that employs 'em
Checkin' that booty movin'
To me it's just a form of prostitution

Niggas be wreckin' theyself
Thinkin' they got that bitch to theyself?
Well, I sit back and laugh
But tell bitches with babies they need to work for food stamps
You can pop that pussy tax-free but you won't get shit from me

Uhh, uhh, now throw that pussy

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Get out my face, hoe)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?

I'm lookin' for a crib for the weekend
I ain't got no ends but I wanna see the skins
I want mine for the low price
I heard bitches dance free on amateur night

Shakin' what they mama fuck fo'
When your mama was a hoe, did she get dough?
Don't ask me for a dance, I don't need one
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I'm freakin' on like the next man
When you take this cash, I'm lookin' up yo' ass
(Pussy pay the bills, dick pay the rent)
All I got is a thanks and a compliment

Usin' it like a weapon
Bitches gettin' paid for sex and affection
Fuck you and your conversation
I ain't makin' no fuckin' donations

Uhh, uhh, now throw that pussy

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Get out my face, hoe)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(All you hoes get on down)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hop wid it)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hey, take it to the ground)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hop wid it)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Get on down)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Get out my face, hoe)

Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?
(Hell no)
Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?