Lyrics Mini-Correct - The Beautiful South
(Heaton/Rotheray)
They
say
always
use
a
condom,
I
say
always
use
a
whip
They
say
be
careful
where
you
come
at
night,
I
just
shoot
straight
from
the
hip
When
it
comes
to
loves
great
fountain,
I
won't
just
take
a
sip
I'll
swallow
and
I'll
gulp
until
the
fountain
makes
me
sick
So
it's
me
left
with
the
baby
and
disease
You
can't
say
you
didn't
want
it
on
your
hands
and
on
your
knees
You
made
me
feel
so
special
Well
you
were
especially
good
I'm
sorry
that
you
misunderstood
These
neatly
folded
corduroys
hide
rubber
underneath
But
the
only
rubber
you
have
worn
is
that
useless
rubber
sheath
I
won't
have
what
I've
got
for
you
stolen
by
no
thief
'Cause
the
safest
sex
I've
ever
had
was
hanging
from
a
tree
So
you've
left
me
for
another
pretty
face
That's
not
true
I
left
you
for
one
half
the
human
race
Now
I'm
by
myself
A
woman
who
knows
her
place
It's
not
so
much
the
chase,
it's
the
race
They
say
treat
her
like
a
lady
and
she'll
treat
you
like
her
jewels
They
say
cruel
to
be
kind,
I
just
say
cruel
to
be
cruel
They
say
only
marry
once,
I
say
only
marry
fools
They
wouldn't
have
made
the
cane
if
you
weren't
meant
to
break
the
rules
Have
you
told
them
that
you'll
hurt
them
then
be
gone?
I've
told
them
that
I'll
hurt
them
if
that
really
turns
them
on
You
left
a
bitter
scar
I
tied
those
ropes
too
tight!
I'll
tie
them
loose
for
you
tonight
When
I
told
you
that
I
loved
you
I
meant
mini-correct
When
I
said
I'd
never
leave
you
I
meant
mini-correct
A
ring
around
your
finger,
a
chain
around
your
neck
That
was
major
correct
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