Lyrics late devonian extinction event - The Blunt Force Trauma

Hello operator can you take my fall
I tried kingdom come they won't answer my calls
Buddha and Mohammed every god in this land
But none of them seem to understand
The trouble and the pain that I'm trudging through
I even tried the teachings of the old Sun Tzu
Learned he's not a god I don't know what to do
That's how I got this line and now I'm talking to you

Watering my garden in rain
Dear god why am I always in the rain
Like there's thunderstorms rattling in my brain
And I just don't know how to ease the pain

I don't like it when you like me
I only want the people who hate me
C'mon tell me that I drive you crazy
In a bad way
Right off the highway
Into the ditch, c'mon baby call me a bitch
I want my madlibs, I wanna tell my fibs
I need my momma to put me back in my crib
I grown up to be so small
Now I get lost in the crowded shopping malls
Never wanted to be that tall
But from down here, how can I ever catch the ball
Climbed up the mountain just to lose in the sprawl
Team rocket's blasting off again watch me lose it all

There's not even a garden or the rain
I just made it all up inside my brain
So much easier than dealing with the pain
I just don't know how I'm ever supposed to be the same

Well, why don't you just devour me and let's call it a night
Uh, yeah okay
Okay