Desperate Andy

He always holds on to his girlfriend
That's where he likes to be
He likes to wear the ball and the chain on his neck
A false sense of security
And when he goes, he goes with a smile
And when he goes, he goes with a smile
And when he goes, he goes with a smile
And when he goes, he goes with a smile

Desperate Andy, ah-ha-ha-ah
Ra-la-la-la-la-la-la
Desperate Andy, ah-ha-ha-ah
Ra-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
So go out and get high
And get whatever you want to

Ma-na-na, ma-na-na
Ma-na-na, ma-na-na
Ma-na-na, ma-na-na
Ma-na-na, ma-na-na
Ma-na-na, ma-na-na
Ma-na-na, ma-na-na
Ma-na-na, ma-na-na
Me-na-na

He used to be a closet biker they say
A 1957 BSA
He used to collect writing paper
They wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder of

Desperate Andy, ah-ha-ha-ah
Ra-la-la-la-la-la-la
Isn't it dandy? Ah-ha-ha-ah
Ra-la-la-la-la
Have yourself another shandy, Andy
Ra-la-la-la-la-la-la
Desperate Andy, ah-ha-ha-ah
Ra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
So go out and get high
And get whatever you want to

The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
So go out and get laid
And get whatever you want to

The world is your oyster
The world is yours
It's yours, it's yours, it's yours, it's yours
It's yours, it's yours, it's yours, it's yours

Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity, gimme the wit, yo-oh
Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity, gimme the wit, yo-oh
Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity, gimme the wit, yo-oh (it's yo-o-o-ours)
Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity, gimme the wit, yo-oh
Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity, gimme the wit, yo-oh