Lyrics Southern Trains - The Darkness

Air con set to sub-arctic
If it moves it isn't quick
Major delays, cancellations
Tedious conversations
Trying to eat your dinner with an ass in your face
It's a disgrace!
It's a journey into pure despair
There are fucking arseholes everywhere
I can smell piss and shit in the air
Fuck you Southern Trains
We're not getting anywhere
Hiiiiiiii Yaaaaa!
Journey into pure despair
I just want to get somewhere
Throw away the itinerary
The whole rat race in one place, stationary
On your marks, get set, stop
Southern Trains are top
It's a journey into pure despair
There are fucking arseholes everywhere
I can smell piss and shit in the air
Fuck you Southern Trains
We're not getting anywhere
Them Southern Trains
Choo choo
Boo hoo
Them Southern Trains
Choo choo
Boo hoo
Heaving carriages of indignation
Grown men weeping in pure frustration
Totally packed and always late
Into the tunnel of hate
It's a journey into pure despair
(Got me on the rails)
There are fucking arseholes everywhere
(It's a steam age nightmare)
I can smell piss and shit in the air
(Slower than snails)
Fuck you Southern Trains
We're not getting anywhere