Lyrics
His
heart
organ
was
where
it
should
be
His
brain
was
in
his
arse
His
hand
was
well
out
of
his
pocket
His
psyche's
in
the
hearth
Had
a
beard
which
was
weird
Some
time
ago
heard
Ramones
in
'81
Has
a
Spanish
guitar
Real
ale,
curry
as
well
- sophisticate!
Spanish
guitar
doesn't
get
far
In
computer
teaching
job
His
dreamgirl
sings
adverts
for
the
Weetabix
A
fancied
wit
that's
imitation
of
Rumpole
of
Bailey
Who's
causes
and
rags
were
phoenix-like
They
were
do-do
like
They
were
comfort
blanket
type
Pho-do
in
fact
Pho-do
in
fact
Pho-do
in
fact
He
had
a
weak
pisser
And
one
night
at
darts
match
Decadent
sandwich
quaff
He
showed
he
was
a
big
fan
of
double-entendre
Saw
Not
the
Nine
O'Clock
News
History
of
the
World
Part
One
Twice
each
at
least
Twice
each
at
least
Twice
each
at
least
Mere
pseud
mag
editor's
father
(x12)
1 Impression Of J. Temperance
2 The Man Whose Head Expanded
3 Room To Live - Live
4 Hip Priest
5 Lie Dream of a Casino Soul
6 Prole Art Threat
7 Hard Life in the Country
8 The Classical
9 Mere Pseud Mag. Ed
10 Marquis Cha-Cha
11 Backdrop
12 Fantastic Life
13 English Scheme
14 Joker Hysterical Face
15 No Xmas for John Quays
16 Solicitor In Studio
17 The Container Drivers
18 C'n'C - Black Night
19 Look, Know
20 Who Makes the Nazis?
21 Gramme Friday
22 Slags, Slates Etc.
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