Lyrics The Twilight Zone - The Great Luke Ski

Don't make any noise when the music's playing
I don't like any noise when the music's playing
Don't talk to him when he's dead
It's 2 PM

It's 2 PM after an H-bomb war
I'm sittin' in the rubble of the library floor
All the books I can read
But I just broke my glasses
That's not fair, that's not fair at all
Yeah, there's mannequins come to life
Minds that you can read
Tiny Space Invaders
Monsters on Maple Street
Will I ever escape?
The penny fortune teller don't like my chances
You, you wanna see something really scary? You bet!

Help, I've stepped into The Twilight Zone
Through the scary door that leads to the unknown
It's best if you keep thinking happy thoughts
Or you might get turned into a jack-in-the-box
Young Anthony told Dan
You're a very bad man
You're a bad man, you're a very bad man
Birthday didn't go as planned
You're a very bad man
It's good what you've done to Dan, it's real good

At Treasures Unlimited, you can buy eerie things
A ventriloquist dummy that can move without strings
And a slot machine
I'm pretty sure I heard it call me
(Franklin, Franklin)
This old camera shows the future to help you commit crime
A stopwatch that freezes time
And for your daughter
Get this pretty wind-up talking dolly
My name's Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you

Help, I've stepped into The Twilight Zone
There's a dead grandma on my toy telephone
A blonde bombshell shunned by some pig-nosed freaks
So she would fit in at a convention for geeks
Now, I don't mean to complain
But there's a man on the wing of the plane
There's a man out there!
Do I look insane?
I know you think I'm insane
But there's a man on the wing of the plane
There's a man on the wing of this plane!
Shoot him through the windowpane

Listen close so you all don't miss
As we go a little something like this
While his peers fill their meaningful lives with high-paying jobs
Starting families and developing entertainment in Tinseltown
A man named Luke Ski has instead devoted the past twenty years
To the pursuit of one goal
To create comedy songs that will top
The charts of the Dr. Demento Show
While he may seem like a friendly neighborhood Peter Parker
He is in reality stealing like a hobbit
Frequently co-opting pop hit melodies for song parodies
But much like Snoopy the dog
He believes his delusions of greatness are real
A mind packed with too much stuff
He floats down a stream of consciousness
With thoughts of Disney World pirates and Jedi knights
But when you wish upon a Death Star
You'll often find out that you don't know Jack
Soon, this deconstructor of pop culture
Will deconstruct himself into a mecha oblivion
So despite being a genuine kid at heart
This fake adult finds himself rocking the mic
In The Twilight Zone

Help, I've stepped into The Twilight Zone
There's that hitchhiker again, is he a clone?
The moment I thought I had broken free
The Tower of Terror got the drop on me (Whoa!)
Help, I've stepped into The Twilight Zone
Aliens fed us, just look how we have grown
The book that they brought is called To Serve Man
So why am I basting in this frying pan?

Can't leave The Twilight Zone
When the rerun hits the show
Help me, help me, help me, help me!
I'll never get back home
When the rerun hits the show
Maybe there are people who stay young
When the rerun hits the show
The day we stop playing is the day we start getting old
When the rerun hits the show
When the rerun hits the show
There is magic in the world, I know there is
When the rerun hits the show
Charlie, take me with you, take me with you
Charlie, wait for me
When the rerun hits the show
So how was your trip, sir?
Horrifying at first
I looked out the window, and
I saw something on the wing of the plane
The same thing happened to me!