Lyrics Sex In the Heel - The London Theatre Orchestra and Cast

The sex is in the heel
Even if you break it
The sex is in the feel
Honey, you can't fake it
Jack it up 'cause I'm no flat tire
Mack it up six inches higher
The sex is in the heel
So just embrace it

From London to Milan
Stilettos are an "ism"
In red and neon life
Gimme Jimmy Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo shoes
In New York, Paris, Hong Kong
Live it like an "ism"
Seduction amplified
The heel is the transmission

Asserting actual scientific reason
Heels tense the leg and the hindquarter region
Lifting the rear and making it appear
Pert and ready for mating season

That's the scientific view
But you know what I say?
The sex is in the heel
Fierce as you can make it
The sex is the appeal
Kinky boys can shake it
Funk it up till it's ostentatious
Dress it up, it feels contagious
The sex is in the heel
So just embrace it

From London to Milan
Feed that chic hot feeling
In red and neon life
Won't go nowhere without
M-m-my Manolos
In New York, Paris, Kong Kong
Stilettos leave 'em reeling
Seduction amplified
The heel should hit the ceiling
The heel should hit the
The heel should hit the ceiling

From London to Milan
Stilettos are an ism
In red and neon life
Gotta lotta p-p-p-p-p-p-Prada
New York, Paris, Hong Kong
Live it like an ism
Seduction amplified
The heel is the transmission

These are brilliant!
I'd wear any one of them!

You are not our niche market.

There are some very interesting ideas here.

They're all stiletto heels.
It's physically impossible to make a
Stiletto that can bear the weight of a full-grown man

Not so fast.

If we could mold the steel
One piece from ball to heel
We'd underpin it, and remake it
So not even Don could break it.

Sorry?

I said...
We'd underpin it, and remake it
So not even Don could break it

Yeah? You think?
We can do it
We can do it
We can do it!

From London to Milan
Stilettos are an ism
In red and neon life
Gimme big red boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boots
New York, Paris, Hong Kong

Watch out world!
Watch out world!
Here we come!