Lyrics We Need Love - The Lonely Island

Hey, what a great day for a swim.
Yeah. Why are you wearing a shirt?
Too many hickeys on my neck.
Oh. The girl I was with last night scratched my back.
So you′ve also been having sex.
Yeah.

We need love, not meaningless sex.
You've got a round butt? We′re not impressed.
So many girls wanna get in our pants,
But we're not whores. We need romance.

Hey girl (girl), you look good.
I want you to know that I would - do you.
Frequently. Like riding my hog, it's nothing to me.
You′re wearing a bra, but soon you won′t.
Call me the magic man: now you see it, now you don't.

When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours.
Say "Do I make you horny, baby?" - Austin Powers.
My ocean′s got motion, but also girth;
The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth.

I′m a butt man
And I like boobs.
Put them together, and we like you.
I don't care that you′re overweight.
I see your soul, and you look great.
We love all colors, shapes, and sizes,
Except Steve's new girlfriend, who's a fucking slut!

We need love, not meaningless sex.
You′ve got a round butt? We′re not impressed.
Just two Don Juans looking for amour;
It could be you if you're not a whore.

I′m Guy #1, I'll massage your back.
Or if you prefer, I′ll squeeze your rack.
If it's your time of the month, I′ll call it a night.
I'm Guy #2, I don't run red lights.

If I was with you, I′d need at least 10 rubbers.
Your poo-tang stank, I don′t need another lover.
I wear condoms too, but when they break, it's bad.
Take you to the clinic, I can′t be no dad.

Cause we're the freaks of the industry.
You a freak, Guy 1?
Oh you got that, G.
What about you, Guy 2?
Yes. Me. Too.

I always get consent before I screw.
I′m not a guy who's gonna rape you.
Champagne, waterbed, satin covers;
There you have it - another satisfied lover We need love, not meaningless sex.
You got a round butt? We′re not impressed.
We're two Cassanovas, not pieces of meat.
But pull down our pants, you'll like what you see.