Conrad

Oh me Mama
Oh me Papa
Big confusion down there
Conrad find himself in Payne's Bay

Conrad land in Payne's Bay
Not a boat bring him there
Oh Lord, Conrad come by daffy airplane
Flying 'bout in the air
One bright Friday morning
Three days after he land, oh yes
Conrad said: "I come from Woodbrook
Sent by the Obiaman"

Oh me Mama
Oh me Papa
Big confusion down there
Conrad find himself in Payne's Bay

Somebody swear to me, yes
A daffy crab look like he
Conrad is a daffy
He frightening everybody
Conrad is a coolie
A good-looking man is he
Conrad is a foolie, yes
He fooling everybody

Oh me Mama
Oh me Papa
Big confusion down there
Conrad find himself in Payne's Bay

Angie she asked Byron
What the hell this could be
Every Friday morning a man
Inside Doris' belly
Conrad call for coo-coo
With ning-ning dressing, they say
And a pint of strong white rum
That Philip sell in Payne's Bay, oh yes

Oh me Mama
Oh me Papa
Big confusion down there
Conrad find himself in Payne's Bay

Took Doris to the x-ray
To see what happen with she
When the doctor went to examine
Conrad peep out at he, oh yes

Oh me Mama
Oh me Papa
Big confusion down there
Conrad find himself in Payne's Bay, oh yes

Oh me Mama
Oh me Papa
Big confusion down there
Conrad find himself in Payne's Bay, let me tell you
Oh me Mama, yeah
Oh me Papa
Big confusion down there
Conrad find himself in Payne's Bay