Lyrics If My Friends Could See Me Now (From "Sweet Charity") - The Musicals
If
they
could
see
me
now
That
little
gang
of
mine
I′m
eatin'
fancy
chow
and
drinkin′
fancy
wine
I'd
like
those
stumble
bums
To
see
for
a
fact
The
kind
of
top-drawer,
first-rate
chums
I
attract
All
I
can
say
is
"Wow-ee!"
Look-a
where
I
am
Tonight
I
landed,
POW!
Right
in
a
pot
of
jam
What
a
setup,
holy
cow!
They'd
never
believe
it
If
my
friends
could
see
me
now!
If
they
could
see
me
now
My
little
dusty
group
Traipsin′
round
this
million
dollar
chicken
coop
I′d
hear
those
thrift
shop
cats
say,
"Brother
get
her!
Draped
on
a
bedspread
made
from
three
kinds
of
fur!"
All
I
can
say
is
"Wow!"
Wait
till
the
riff
and
raff
See
just
exactly
how
He
signed
his
autograph
What
a
build
up,
holy
cow!
They'd
never
believe
it
If
my
friends
could
see
me
now!
If
they
could
see
me
now
Alone
with
Mr.
V
Who′s
waitin'
on
me
like
he
was
a
maitre′d
I
hear
my
buddies
sayin',
"Crazy,
what
gives?
Tonight
she′s
living
like
the
other
half
lives!"
To
think
the
highest
brow
Which
I
must
say
is
he
Should
pick
the
lowest
brow
Which
there's
no
doubt
is
me
What
a
step
up,
holy
cow!
They'd
never
believe
it
If
my
friends
could
see
me
now!
They′d
never
believe
it!
They′d
never
believe
it!
If
my
friends
could
see
me
now!
Hi
girls,
it's
me!
Charity!
1 Oklahoma! (From "Oklahoma!")
2 Secret Love (from "Calamity Jane")
3 I Just Can't Wait to Be King (from "The Lion King")
4 Teach Me How to Shimmy (From "Smokey Joe's Cafe")
5 Lucky to Be Me (From "On the Town")
6 Love Changes Everything (From "Aspects of Love")
7 Take Me Back to Manhattan (From "Anything Goes")
8 Bosom Buddies (From "Mame")
9 If I Loved You (From "Carousel")
10 We'll Take a Glass Together (From "Grand Hotel")
11 Song of the King (From "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat")
12 The Best of Times (From "La Cage Aux Folles")
13 Being Alive (From "Company")
14 Let Me Entertain You (From "Gypsy")
15 I Got the Sun in the Mornin' (And the Moon at Night) [From "Annie Get Your Gun"]
16 One Fine Day (From "Beautiful: The Carole King Musical")
17 Coffee in a Carboard Cup (From "And the World Goes 'Round")
18 Without Love (from "Hairspray")
19 Mr. Cellophane (From "And the World Goes 'Round")
20 Light at the End of the Tunnel (From "Starlight Express")
21 I Got a Feeling I'm Falling (From "Ain't Misbehavin'")
22 The Past Is Another Land (From "Aida")
23 A Little Brains, A Little Talent (From "Damn Yankees")
24 Too Darn Hot (From "Kiss Me Kate")
25 At the House on Sunset (From "Sunset Boulevard")
26 So Much Better (From "Legally Blonde")
27 The Life of the Party (From "The Wild Party")
28 Corner of the Sky (From "Pippin")
29 New York, New York (From "On the Town")
30 Fugue for Tinhorns (From "Guys and Dolls")
31 Put on a Happy Face (From "Bye Bye Birdie")
32 Whatever Lola Wants (From "Damn Yankees")
33 With You on My Arm (From "La Cage Aux Folles")
34 I'm Still Here (From "Follies")
35 Greased Lightning (From "Grease")
36 You're the One That I Want (From "Grease")
37 Adelaide's Lament (From "Guys and Dolls")
38 A Lotta Locomotion (From "Starlight Express")
39 If My Friends Could See Me Now (From "Sweet Charity")
40 Falling Slowly (from "Once")
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