Lyrics Dewey's Confession - The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock

He's an imposter!
This is the real Ned Schneebly, and this loser, is Dewey Finn.
He's not even a teacher! He can barley read!
Alright, yes I confess that my actual name is Dewey Finn.
NO!
Yes indeed.
And although you should know I'm not licensed to teach, I promise you, I can read.
Oh my god!
But forget who or what I might happen to be, these children of yours have truly touched me.
And I can assure I have definitely touched them.
Well most of them.
I got it through, She had no clue, we're gonna sue, where is she?
That pile of epic fail!
How would you see that you allow? That little creep come pass!
His ass belongs in jail!
Fifty thousand bucks a year, How could have we happened here!
Just calm down.
How. You'll tell us how and that.
Just calm down now I employ there's no need to be alarmed,
Here at Horace Green,
And I encase to assure you that no children here were harmed.
We want answers.
While this criminal intrusion unexceptionable invest, let's not jump to conclusions to the damage is assessed.
Here at Horace Green, Jesus it's unseen.
If there's anyone to blame it's all completely mine, I'm the one who came here no one else can resign.
We'll pull our children send them elsewhere.
Somewhere we can trust!
Now I got your attention I think we can confirm just LISTEN!
Somewhere we can trust! Here at Horace Green, how could this HAPPEN!
Sorry to inform you, that all of your children, are missing.
End.