Lyrics Doug (skit) - The Quasi Kings

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Brian I have a message for you
You keep calling this number
Asking for somebody by the name of Doug
You have a wrong number

You call here again
You, and your drug smoking, drinking, sniffing, snorting buddies
We're turning this phone number over to the
Come bu luh, come, Columbus Police Department
And they're gonna run an investigation
And they're gonna find out where you live
And you're gonna be under arrest
So get it straight
Don't call this number again
Do you get it