Lyrics We Put the Spring in Springfield - The Simpsons

You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in
Our maison-derriere

We're the sauce on your steak, We're the cheese in your cake
We put the 'Spring' in Springfield

We're the lace on the night gown, the point after touchdown
Yes we put the Spring in Springfield

We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals

Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad, they seem to entertain your dad!
The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguini

Yes, we keep the- in Springfield

We remember our first visit, the service was exquisite
Why Joseph, I had no idea
Come on now, you were working here!

Without we'd have had no fun since March of 1961
To shut them down now would be twisted!

We just heard this place existed!
We're the highlights in your hairdo, the extra arms on Vishnu
So don't take the, we won't take the-
Yes, let's keep the- in Springfield!