Lyrics A Little Theorizing - The Stupendium

Boot up your computer
Stick a disc in your console's drive
Whatever platform you're choosing
It's time to switch on your mind
Could be Super Mario, shooters, FNAF
Or those evenings down in the mines
But if you look past all those shiny graphics
You'll be surprised what you'll find

Inside these worlds we love
Behind our TV screens
There's so much to discover
When you peek between
The tiny gaps in the story
Science, math, and the lore
We've got all that to explore
Plus there's some decent memes

How hard does a headshot blow?
How fast does a hedgehog go?
Frogger might not last in biology class
But have you tried to dissect a toad?
How creepers get to explode?
The secrets buried in code
You'll never guess what happened to the guests
That were left in that restaurant though

In every level you beat
And each boss battle defeat
With each achievement
Your view becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds
And every mystery you solve
We find a new way to see
This ball on which we revolve

These games have secrets inside
And as a team we can find them
You've a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
I think it's time we did a little theorizing

It's a whole lot of research
And the clues keep piling up
But, you're not a Scott games teaser
You're already bright enough
So sit back and grab a Diet Coke
Or a can full of human souls
And ask if you might, survive the jump
Chucking nuggets into the hole

Build a city in the sky and you might vomit from the motion
So you think to try it on the bottom of the ocean
Get the physics right or glass will probably be broken
Then it's still more likely than the FNAF box ever opening
Carrion flesh, marionettes
Keeping companions fed
How old Ash Ketchum gets
And we all know Sans is Ness!

Never thought of Markiplier getting freaky
With a Pokémon made by combining other species
Volcanic pressure washing coughing, dogs inside the TV
The horror that is Monika and finding she could see me
The secrets of the bottle flip
The Ender Dragon obelisks
Just why is Zipper's body zipped?
A million other theories
You may gain a wealth of knowledge
But you aren't as rich as Luigi

In every level you beat
And each boss battle defeat
With each achievement
Your view becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds
And every mystery you solve
We find a new way to see
This ball on which we revolve

These games have secrets inside
And as a team we can find them
You've a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
I think it's time we did a little theorizing

We're not contained, to video games
There's loads to explore
Will you or the food expire first, locked in the grocery store?
When navigating a labyrinth, how will you locate the door?
Five pro strats for surviving traps
If you were chosen in Saw

The cannibalism practiced on the Axiom starship
The dragonfly mechanics of some animatic cars
Impractical dynamics of a family of sharks
Or the best hamburger tactics when you're stacking the parts
If everyone together does a clap and a half
We add the decibels we measure then map that on a graph
You'd see that we don't need professors here for cracking the answers
It's clever, but never forget we're having a laugh

And we'll do a lot of learning on the way
The gears are always churning so just turn another page
Whoever said that "Work should be impervious to play"
Never learned to peek behind the curtain of the games
A curious community is spinning the globe
You could join us too but it's a slippery slope
I'm addicted, so I think I'll pick the theories we wrote
Then I'll wrap 'em with a bow and give it to the pope

In every level you beat
And each boss battle defeat
With each achievement
Your view becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds
And every mystery you solve
We find a new way to see
This ball on which we revolve

These games have secrets inside
And as a team we can find them
You've a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
I think it's time we did a little theorizing (Just a little theory)

(Game theory)
Theorizing (that's just a theory, a game theory)
Theorizing (that's just a theory, a game theory)
Theorizing (that's just a theory, a game theory!)
But that's just a theory
I think it's time we did a little theorizing