Lyrics Disproportioned Head Bistrot (2000 MIX) - The Vandals

If my body was twice the size it was
Then I might look alright but I don't because,
I've got a disproportioned head.

And the people they point and laugh at me and
They tell me it's huge 'cause honestly -
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big"
'Cause I am well aware that you are lying - about my head.

And it blocks out the sun like a parasol.
And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll
'Cause I've got a disproportioned head.
And I can't make it better with surgery.
So I'm stuck with this skull that the world can see,
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near.
I'm across the street and I can hear you.
Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried.
They don't really make 'em in my size.

I can only fit in convertible cars.
And my Mom has a 3-foot caesarean scar,
'Cause of my disproportioned head
And I'd go ahead and end it now
If I could find a noose that would
Fit around my huge, disproportioned head.
I've got a disproportioned head