Lyrics Johnny Twobags - The Vandals

Johnny Twobags doesn′t have the blues
And it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues

He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues

He′s too green to sing the blues
And Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues

Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough

You say your life is hard

Well you didn't spend your days stealin′ chickens from the rich folks yard

Don′t play me for a fool.
Your dad wasn't traded for a mule.

Do you know what I mean

Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream

You ain′t black and you ain't blind
You′re girlfriend's not the cheating kind

Well you′re cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues

Ken is stuck in a wheel chair
His spine is bent beyond repair

He′s not singin′ the blues
And you never even wore orthopaedic shoes

So at school you might have failed
But there's men being raped in jail

They should be singing the blue
And I′m starting to think that you haven't paid your dues

You ain′t black and you ain't blind
You′re girlfriend's not the cheating kind

Well you're cleaned up and you′re off the booze

Maybe you weren′t meant to sing the blues
He's too white to have the blues.

It′s ok so don't be sad that you′re not sad, cuz you're still rad to me

Johnny two bags doesn′t have the blues and it makes him sad. Brings him down, but not down enough to have the blues.

'Cause he's too white to have the blues.
He thinks he should be black to have the blues

He′s too green to sing the blues
And Orange County ain′t a breeding ground for blues

It's ok, so don′t be sad that your not sad, Cause your still rad to me

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues
And it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues

You ain′t black and you ain't blind
You′re girlfriend's not the cheating kind

Well you're cleaned up and you′re off the booze. Maybe you weren′t meant to sing the blues

You don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose, Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes

Maybe you weren′t meant to sing the blues