Lyrics Die Hard - The Walking Talking Stephen Hawking

Attention
I've got some important news
Time's working against us I'm afraid
We haven't got much of it left
The era of the human species is coming to an end
And in fact, this whole world is too

Have you heard the news?

The sun will implode and swallow us whole
The icecaps will melt and flood the world
And mars ain't ready for us
No planet is
When meteors crash into earth
We'll know Bruce Willis has failed us

Have you heard the news?
God has tied our noose

When we drop off the map
Who's left to give a fuck?
Just try to comprehend
There are so many ways your life could end!