Lyrics Help, I'm a Rock (single mix) - The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
Zappa
Help
I'm
a
rock,
help
I'm
a
rock,
help
I'm
a
rock!
Ahahahahahahaaa
Help
I'm
a
rock,
help
I'm
a
rock,
help
I'm
a
rock!
Somebody,
please,
please!
Help
I'm
a
rock,
help
I'm
a
rock...
Wow
man,
it's
a
drag
being
a
rock
Help
I'm
a
rock...
I
wish
I
was
anything
but
a
rock
Heck,
I'd
even
like
to
be
a
policeman
Hey,
you
know
what,
you
know
maybe
if
I
practised,
you
know
Maybe
if
I
passed
my
driving
test
I
could
get
a
gig
drivin'
that
bus
and
pick
some
freaks
up
In
front
of
Ben
Franks,
right!
Help
I'm
a
cop,
help
I'm
a
cop,
help
I'm
a
cop!
(Help
I'm
a
rock...),
help
I'm
a
cop,
help
I'm
a
cop!
It's
a
drag
being
a
cop,
I
think
I'd
rather
be
the
mayor
Always
wondered
what
I
was
gonna
be
when
I
grew
up,
you
know
Always
wondered
whether
or
not,
whether
or
not
I
could
make
it,
You
know,
in
society,
because,
You
know,
it's
a
drag
when
you're
rejected
So
I
tore
the
cover
off
a
book
of
matches
and
I
sent
in
And
I
got
this
letter
back
that
said,
UHU,
AHA
It
can't
happen
here
It
can't
happen
here
I'm
telling
you,
my
dear
That
it
can't
happen
here
Because
I
been
checkin'
it
out,
baby
I
checked
it
out
a
couple
a
times,
hmmmmmmmm
And
I'm
telling
you
It
can't
happen
here
Oh
darling,
it's
important
that
you
believe
me
(Bop
bop
bop
bop)
That
it
can't
happen
here
Who
could
imagine
that
they
would
freak
out
somewhere
in
Kansas...
Kansas
Kansas
tototototodo
Kansas
Kansas
tototototodo
Kansas
Kansas
Who
could
imagine
that
they
would
freak
out
in
Minnesota...
Mimimimimimimi
Minnesota,
Minnesota,
Minnesota
Who
could
imagine...
Who
could
imagine
That
they
would
freak
out
in
Washington,
D.C.
D.C.
D.C.
D.C.
D.C.
D.C.
It
can't
happen
here
Ba
ba
ba
ba
ba
ba
ba
ba
It
can't
happen
here
It
can't
happen
here
Everybody's
safe
and
it
can't
happen
here
No
freaks
for
us
It
can't
happen
here
Everybody's
clean
and
it
can't
happen
here
No,
no,
it
won't
happen
here
I'm
telling
you
it
can't
It
won't
happen
here
(Bop
bop
didi
bop
didi
bop
bop
bop)
Plastic
folks,
you
know
It
won't
happen
here
You're
safe,
mama
You're
safe,
baby
You
just
cook
a
TV
dinner
And
you
make
it
(Bop
bop
bop)
No
no
no
no
Oh,
we're
gonna
get
a
TV
dinner
and
cook
it
up
Go
get
a
TV
dinner
and
cook
it
up
Cook
it
up
Oh,
and
it
won't
happen
here
(No
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
Man
you
guys
are
really
safe
Everything's
cool).
Who
could
imagine
Who
could
imagine
That
they
would
freak
out
in
the
suburbs!
I
remember
(tu-tu)
I
remember
(tu-tu)
I
remember
(tu-tu)
They
had
a
swimming
pool
I
remember
(tu-tu)
I
remember
(tu-tu)
They
had
a
swimming
pool
I
remember
(tu-tu)
I
remember
(tu-tu)
They
had
a
swimming
pool.
And
they
thought
it
couldn't
happen
here
(Duh
duh
duh
duh
duh)
They
knew
it
couldn't
happen
here
They
were
so
sure
it
couldn't
happen
here
But...
Suzie...
Yes
yes
yes--I've
always
felt
that
Yes
I
agree
man,
it
really
makes
it...
yeah...
It's
a
real
THING,
man
And
it
really
makes
it
(Makes
it)
Suzie,
you
just
got
to
town,
And
we've
been,
we've
been
very
interested
In
your
development.
Forget
it!
Hmmmmmmmmm
(It
can't
happen
here)
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