Lyrics I Make Hamburgers - The Whitlams

My first customer was Megan
She came in for a hamburger with the lot, no meat
"Hey that's a salad roll" I said
And we started going out

My second customer was Susan
She came in for Diet Pepsi, morning tea each day
And I said, "You don't need to be on a diet
Do you wanna come out tonight?"

I said, "I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money
And he'll take us to the bars where they got a view
He'll buy us those beers, they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon on the top and it don't taste too bad
I'm telling you. Telling you."

My third customer was Maria
She came in for hot chips and sauce
"More sauce" she said. I said, "Now you're talking"
And she took me home to meet her mother

My fourth customer was Sandy
She came in for nothing I could see, except me
So what was I to do?
I was eating a hamburger and sauce within an hour.

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all a whirl
If they work I keep 'em, if they don't I keep 'em too
But I teach them all how to be dirty girls like you

I said, "I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money
And he'll take us to the bars where they got a view
He'll buy us those beers, they give it to you in bottles
There's lemon on the top and it don't taste too bad
I'm telling you. Telling you."

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all a whirl
If they work I keep 'em, if they don't I keep 'em too
But I teach them all how to be dirty girls

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls
If they work I keep them, if they don't I keep them too

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls
And I take them out to dinner
If they work I keep 'em, if they don't I keep 'em too
But I teach them all how to be dirty girls

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls
And I take them out to dinner
If they work I keep 'em, if they don't I keep 'em too