Lyrics Alan (live) - Tim Curry
There's
a
man
Hanging
by
his
pants-seat
While
the
moon
Is
hanging
over
4th
street
People
stop
and
look
at
him
They
think
they
understand
They
know
that
you're
loaded
And
you're
crazy
And
they
think
you're
stupid
You
can
trust
me
I'm
your
best
friend
Now's
the
time
to
leave
Before
he
breaks
your
nose
Rips
your
clothes
Makes
you
bleed
It's
okay
I've
got
money
for
a
taxi
Yeah
The
people
in
the
crowd
They're
just
a
bunch
of
creeps
Just
the
same
You
shouldn't
blame
Your
problems
on
the
Greeks
Cuz
it
looks
like
you
need
stitches
And
that
lip
won't
heal
for
weeks
Hey
don't
fall
asleep
Your
nose
bleed
on
my
lap
Hey
lean
against
the
window
Hey
nevermind
Come
back
Alan...
Alan...
Alan...
Alan
Sorry
Mr.
Kessler
Searched
his
pockets
No
key
there
Yeah
somebody
hit
him
Help
me
drag
him
up
the
stair
Kessler
takes
a
look
at
us
He
thinks
he
understands
He
knows
that
we're
loaded
And
we're
crazy
And
he
thinks
you're
stupid
I
prop
you
at
your
typewriter
A
broomstick
up
your
shirt
I
lay
your
hands
across
the
keys
Ah
shit
I'm
suck
a
jerk
You've
got
to
be
a
fighter
The
problem
with
the
world
is
They
don't
know
That
you're
a
writer
Alan...
Alan...
Alan...
Alan
You
get
next
To
me
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