Lyrics Don't You Know? - TimH

Don't you know what they say?
There's plenty more fish in the sea
But I say, "The amount of fish has never been in question
I'm upset about losing a particular fish, Karen"

The fact that there are many fish out there (fuck you, Karen)
Only increases the odds that I'll never find the right fish (fuck you)

Don't you know what they say?
Get a taste of your own medicine
But I say, "Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to try other people's medicine?"
You should only have your own

It's specifically prescribed
And medically advised
If you're not careful, you could literally die

Don't you know what they say?
It's not gay if it's in a three-way
But I say, "What if that three-way involves three guys?"
'Cause surely then it's pretty gay?

Which is totally okay
I just have questions about the rules

They say, don't cry over spilled milk
But I say, "What if you're a milk man?"
And they say, don't put all your eggs in one basket
But I say, "That sounds inconvenient, what am I gonna do with all these baskets?"

You may be thinkin', "Tim! The eggs aren't literal!
Stop being pedantic about things so trivial
You should take these expressions with a grain of salt"

But to that, I say
"Why would I use a singular grain of salt?"
Let's face it, I won't even taste it

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