Lyrics Behold the Crossing Guard - Tom Smith
ALISHAYA
Behold...
the
Crossing
Guard!
GEORGE
Where's
his
little
sign?
ALISHAYA
...
What?
GEORGE
Nothing.
CROSSING
GUARD
Welcome
to
the
Convergence
of
Dimensions,
The
Crossing
of
Realities,
The
Nexus
where
all
Time
and
Space
are
one,
Past
and
Future
there
for
you
to
seize,
And,
if
you
have
the
courage,
you
can
visit
distant
suns,
Simply
choose
the
proper
vortices
--
The
most
delicately
balanced
point
in
all
the
universe,
And
to
guard
it
is
my
privilige,
my
duty,
and
my
curse.
State
your
name
and
your
business
and
to
where
you
would
traverse:
GEORGE
I'm
the
Wa-
...
Who
am
I
kidding?
My
name
is
George.
George
Everman.
And
I
wanna
go
home.
To
Earth,
please,
sir.
CROSSING
GUARD
That'll
be
ten
credits,
please.
1 What If?
2 Mad Scientists United
3 The Sinister Cavortings of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III
4 Warning: Wimbledon!
5 The Sinister Sixty Strike
6 You Never Call Me By My Real Name
7 Boulevard of Broken Genes
8 Tears of the Kill-O-Tron
9 Pirate Ninjas from Dino Island
10 The Terror of Sis Boom Ba
11 The Romance of George and Al
12 A Million Light Years From Love
13 Divided Royalties
14 Behold the Crossing Guard
15 When Strikes the Clock
16 Rules of Enragement
17 Hey! Didn't You Die?
18 The Rise and Fall of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III
19 With Great Power Comes Great Power Bills
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