Lyrics Funky Cold Medina (Re-Recorded / Remastered) - Tone-Loc
Cold
coolin'
at
a
bar,
and
I'm
lookin'
for
some
action
Feel
like
Mike
Jagger
said,
I
can't
get
no
satisfaction
The
girls
are
all
around,
but
none
of
them
wanna
get
with
me
My
threads
are
fresh
and
I'm
lookin'
def',
yo,
what's
up
with
L-O-C?
The
girls
is
all
jockin'
at
the
other
end
of
the
bar
Havin'
drinks
with
some
no
name
chump
When
they
know
that
I'm
the
star
So
I
got
up
and
strolled
over
to
the
other
side
of
the
cantina
I
asked
the
guy,
"Why
you
so
fly?"
he
said,
"Funky
Cold
Medina"
You
know
I'm
saying
Funky
Cold
Medina
This
brother
told
me
a
secret
on
how
to
get
more
chicks
Put
a
little
Medina
in
your
glass,
and
the
girls'll
come
real
quick
It's
better
than
any
alcohol
or
aphrodisiac
A
couple
of
sips
of
this
love
potion,
and
she'll
be
on
your
lap
So
I
gave
some
to
my
dog
when
he
began
to
beg
Then
he
licked
his
bowl
and
he
looked
at
me
And
did
the
wild
thing
on
my
leg
He
used
to
scratch
and
bite
me,
before
he
was
much,
much
meaner
But
now
all
the
poodles
run
to
my
house
for
the
Funky
Cold
Medina
Oh,
my
goodness
gracious,
break
it
down
for
'em
Uh-huh,
Funky
Cold
Medina
I
went
up
to
this
girl,
she
said,
"Hi,
my
name
is
Sheena"
I
thought
she'd
be
good
to
go
with
a
little
Funky
Cold
Medina
She
said,
"I'd
like
a
drink,"
I
said,
"Ehm,
okay,
I'll
go
get
it"
Then
a
couple
sips
she
cold
licked
her
lips
And
I
knew
that
she
was
with
it
So
I
took
her
to
my
crib,
and
everything
went
well
as
planned
But
when
she
got
undressed,
it
was
a
big
old
mess,
Sheena
was
a
man
So
I
threw
him
out,
I
don't
mess
around
with
no
Oscar
Meyer
wiener
You
must
be
sure
that
your
girl
is
pure
for
the
Funky
Cold
Medina
You
know
what
I'msaying,
y'all?
Ain't
no
plans
with
a
man
Oh,
yeah,
Funky
Cold
Medina
Oh,
it's
too
late,
break
it
down
Back
in
the
saddle,
lookin'
for
a
little
affection
I
took
a
shot
as
a
contestant
on,
the
Love
Connection
The
audience
voted,
and
you
know
they
picked
a
winner
I
took
my
date
to
the
Hilton
for
a
Medina
and
some
dinner
We
had
a
few
drinks,
I'm
thinkin'
soon
what
I'll
be
gettin'
Instead
she
started
talkin'
'bout
plans
for
our
weddin'
I
said,
"Wait,
slow
down,
love,
not
so
fast
says,
I'll
be
seein'
ya"
That's
why
I
found
you
don't
play
around
with
the
Funky
Cold
Medina
Funky
Cold
Medina
1 Don't Stop Believin'
2 Total Eclipse of the Heart (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
3 Endless Love
4 I Wanna Sex You Up (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
5 Working For The Weekend - live
6 Working For The Weekend (Live)
7 (I Just) Died in Your Arms
8 Hold On (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
9 Maniac (Flashdance Version) (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
10 Take My Breath Away (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
11 Every Rose Has Its Thorn (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
12 Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...) [Re-Recorded] [Remastered]
13 Electric Avenue
14 Ice, Ice, Baby (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
15 Ring My Bell (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
16 Round & Round (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
17 We Built This City (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
18 What’s On Your Mind (Pure Energy) [Re-Recorded] [Remastered]
19 Jenny / 867-5309 (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
20 Rock You Like a Hurricane
21 You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) [Re-Recorded / Remastered]
22 Supersonic (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
23 Barbie Girl
24 I Think We're Alone Now (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
25 Walking On Sunshine (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
26 Bad Romance
27 Cherry Pie (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
28 Don't Worry, Be Happy
29 Flashdance...What A Feeling (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
30 Tubthumping
31 Pour Some Sugar On Me
32 Car Wash (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
33 Baby
34 Eye of the Tiger
35 Sex & Candy
36 Salt In My Tears (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
37 Puttin' On The Ritz (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
38 Somebody's Watching Me
39 When Smokey Sings (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
40 Mickey
41 Friends in Low Places
42 Missing You (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
43 I Want It That Way
44 How Do You Talk to an Angel (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
45 Bust a Move
46 U Can’t Touch This
47 Kung Fu Fighting (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
48 Like a Virgin
49 In the Air Tonight
50 Blue (Da Ba Dee)
51 Boom, Boom (Let’s Go Back To My Room) (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
52 Cotton Eye Joe
53 Don't Be Cruel (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
54 Bye Bye Bye
55 Don't Cry Out Loud (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
56 Lean On Me (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
57 Come On Eileen
58 Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer (Re-recorded / Remastered)
59 What Is Love?
60 Just A Friend (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
61 Dancing Queen
62 I Will Survive (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
63 Copacabana
64 Every Time You Go Away (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
65 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
66 Lost in Your Eyes (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
67 All By Myself
68 All out of Love (Live)
69 Smooth Criminal (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
70 Safety Dance
71 Mr. Roboto
72 The Promise (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
73 Bette Davis Eyes (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
74 Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)
75 Der Kommissar (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
76 Oops! I Did It Again
77 Flash (Theme Song to Flash)
78 More, More, More (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
79 I Would Die 4 U
80 I'd Really Love to See You Tonight
81 Complicated
82 Drops of Jupiter
83 Funky Cold Medina (Re-Recorded / Remastered)
84 In the Meantime
85 Brand New Key (The Rollerskate Song) [Re-Recorded] [Remastered]
86 Who Let the Dogs Out
87 Tell it to My Heart (Live)
88 Tell it To My Heart (Live)
89 Livin' on a Prayer
90 Thank You for Being a Friend (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
91 I'd Do Anything Thing for Love
92 Time Warp (The Rocky Horror Picture Show Mix)
93 Sister Christian - Live
94 Livin' la Vida Loca
95 Save the Best for Last
96 Send Me an Angel (Re-Recorded) [Remastered]
97 Friday
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