Lyrics I Said My Pajamas (And Put On My Prayers) - Tony Martin

Oh, honey, I'm so glad to see you tonight
I'm glad to see you, too
What a topsy-turvy day I've had
You, too? Yeah, ever since we kissed last night
Oh
I climbed up the door and opened the stairs
I said my pajamas and put on my prayers
I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
And all because you kissed me good night
If you think you had troubles
You just come over here
And listen to what happened to me
I got my good ear
I ran up the shade and pulled down the stair
I combed out the rug and vacuumed my hair
I just couldn't tell my left foot from my right
And all because you kissed me good night
By evening we felt normal, so we went out again
You said, "Good night" and kissed me
I hurried home and then
I lifted the preacher and called up the phone
I spoke to the dog and threw my pa a bone
'Twas midnight and yet, the sun was shining bright
And all because you kissed me good night
Say, honey? Hmmm? What happened to you when you got home?
Oh? Anything different, hon? Just listen
I powdered my hair and pinned up my nose
I hung up my bath, then I turned on my clothes
I put out the clock and wound the cat up tight
And all because you kissed me good night
Next morning, I awoke and scrambled my shoes
I shined up some eggs, and I toasted the news
I buttered my tie and took another bite
And all because you kissed me good night

By evening we felt normal, so we went out again
You said, "Good night" and kissed me
We hurried home and then
I climbed up the door and opened the stairs
I said my pajamas and put on my prayers
Did you turn off the bed?
Why, I crawled into the light
And all because you kissed me
I never should have kissed you
Then why did you insist, dear?
You're too much to resist, dear
Babe, this could lead to marriage
Yeah, then perhaps, uh, a little carriage?
Mmm