Lyrics All I Want for Christmas Is Nudes - Trixie Mattel

I don′t want a date for Christmas
I don't need a mouth to feed
I don′t want to buy you dinner
Or to take you home with me
I just want them on my phone
Take some pics when you're alone
Send some video too
All I want for Christmas is nudes

I don't want a lot for Christmas, just a couple shots I need
I don′t want ′em dark or blurry taken on your iPhone 3
You don't need to know my number, send ′em to my burner phone
You can even send on Grindr, just as long as you stay home

Cause I don't want you here tonight
Keep your distance, I′m alright
But, send me one or two
All I want for Christmas is nudes

I won't ask for drugs this Christmas, I won′t even ask for blow
I just want an unlocked album, wrap it in a big red bow
Send me what I want for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa too
Gonna get me naughty listed, with a hole-y pic from you