Lyrics Eternal Virility (Sorry, Not Sorry) - Tyler Ellicott

Have you ever been Pronounced
Dead and came Back To Life?
And in Between those Moments you Claim to Have Met with Christ
Some might experience Floating into the Atmosphere
Some experience Seeing a Bright Light
I wouldn't Believe It unless I've Seen It
But really I Believe otherwise
Once you Die
God's Love is a Paradise
And he's the One to Always Sympathize
It's such a Homey Feeling when you
Die
Something that You'll Instantly
Recognize
Because All Matter was Descended from the Heavens and the Universe
So Near Death Experiencers
Go ahead and Testify
We won't criticize
Just Specify
How you found out the Why
To Our Lives
And that We Are Forgiven
That's Something you can Exemplify

When I'm Dead My Younger Body
Will come Back to Life
My Cock will Rectify and the Climaxes Will Intensify
I'm Sure He Would Verify
My Soul Doesn't Need a Purify
Just a Throwback to My 21 Year Old
Body just to Clarify

Because Being a Fucking Stud
I Am Certified
Make Sure These Females are Notified
And to my Standards
My Actions are Justified
In The Afterlife
There will be No More Liquid coming Out the Eyes
Just the Kind Between Your Thighs
Believe Me I'm Not Telling Lies
I'm a God Whisperer in Disguise
The Only Way To Get There Is Through
So That's what is Keeping Me Alive
Because When I'm Gone I'll still Have That 21 Year Old Sex Drive
So then compared to where I've been
I'll keep My Eyes on My Size and on the Prize

Then again a Peachy Booty in the Afterlife just Might
Make Me Cry
Because I haven't seen an Angel
In a Longtime
There'll be Beaches
And her Skin will be Kissed by the Shoreline

Somewhere over the Rainbow
I know
Just How this Shit is Gonna Go
Apparently I've had a Really Hard Cock
Before and it Shows
So in the Afterlife I'll Give Girls Pretty Roses
And Cook them Culinary Shit for Their Noses
I Live to See When Cleavage Exposes
And Catch Me Looking and They Like It
Then It's Showbiz
Shoutout To My High School Coaches
Going Hard On Me
People Notice
Until the End of Time
Doesn't Make Sense Because Time Never Closes