Lyrics Splat - Uncle Dox

ha, yea
uncle dox
here we go

i was strolling down the sidewalk
listening to my ipod
heard a buzz
it was
a bumblebee
he got me with his stinger
so i flicked him with my finger
he landed on the ground
around
my feet

so i got him like splat
oh i squished him flat
aint no coming back
from that
you know i got him like, hey!
yea he went splat splat splat
oh i squished him flat
aint no coming back
from that
you know i got him like, hey!

just strollin down the path when
suddenly it happened
out the corner of my eye
there was a spider
he tried to climb me with his 8 legs
so while yelling "may day"
brushed him off my pants
he landed
on the curb

so i got him like splat
oh i squished him flat
aint no coming back
from that
you know i got him like, hey!
yea he went splat splat splat
he went splat splat splat
splat splat splat
like that

just strolling down the trail
going slower than a snail
whats that i see?
oh great, a mosquito
he got a little nosey
so i felt that my only
option was to leave him flattened on the floor

so i got him like splat
oh i squished him flat
aint no coming back
from that
you know i got him like, hey!

+ it might be cause im having a bad day
but someone better get this bug a bandaide
Cause right now, i think that he's on his last leg
+ when im through he'll be flatter than a pancake

Cause i got him like splat!