Introduction

1 Introduction
2 The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
3 I Write Sins Not Tragedies
4 There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey
5 Time to Dance
6 Intermission
7 London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
8 Camisado
9 Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
10 But It's Better If You Do
11 Build God, Then We'll Talk
12 Nails for Breakfast, Tracks for Snacks
13 I Constantly Thank God for Esteban