Lyrics Wet - Water

'Ello! I'm-a-Luigi and welcome to my show
'Ey what's up guys?!
So, as you know,
I've been gone for quite a while, but not for what you're thinking.
I've been researching- researching a question we've all been asking.
The question has baffled humanity for centuries.
A question that has remained
Unanswered since the dawn of time, but no longer.
I have studied fluid dynamics of,
Uh, people for the past couple of weeks
(Something about merch)
(Shut the fuck up!)
And this time I have finally found the answer.
It is time for the vale to come off;
The cover of science once thought to be opaque turned transparent.
According to all laws of fluid dynamics...
Water
Is
WET
And
PEE
IS STORED
IN...
T H E B A L L S
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