Lyrics The One - Watsky
Everywhere
I
look
it
seems
like
everybody′s
pairing
off
I'm
staring
at
the
pairs
like
they
were
tits
on
Lara
Croft
Even
all
the
dogs
I
see
are
clicking
so
terrific
Picking
out
their
favorite
puppy′s
ass
to
sniff
and
stickin
with
it
All
the
faker
single
ladies
twerkin
to
Beyoncé
Every
single
one
of
em
is
somebody's
fiancée
You
never
spilled
your
guts,
you
wanted
your
say
Wait
a
couple
years
and
try
again
when
they're
divorcees
All
the
gentlemen
are
trynna
get
the
pussy,
wanna
make
that
pelvis
scream
But
when
I
hit
it
and
I
quit
it
then
it
never
really
helps
my
self-esteem
We
want
some
tonsil
hockey,
but
we
got
hecka
cocky
Overfished
the
ocean,
so
we′re
running
low
on
tekka
maki
Sushi
douchey
dudes
are
saying
′do
me'
but
we′re
doomed
We
run
away
from
keepers
and
go
creepin
on
the
goons
Most
men
and
women
full
of
crap,
need
a
laxative
Want
the
ass
when
I'm
waxin
it,
Uncle
Sam
how
I′m
taxin
it
Do
a
backflip
and
try
to
land
in
it,
then
abandon
it,
pretty
soon
we're
back
to
I
don′t
believe
in
"the
one"
There's
no
such
thing
as
"the
one"
Wonderland
is
where
I'll
find
an
Alice
who
is
radical
Checkin
on
my
ex
and
soon
I′m
creepin
on
her
lover
And
when
the
picture
buffers
I
see
her
new
boyfriend′s
buffer
than
me
Got
those
upper
pecs
his
fuckin
V-neck
couldn't
cover
My
dick
pretty
lonely
but
my
nuts
still
got
each
other
I
suffer,
suffer
from
a
habit,
yes
I′m
an
addict
But
someone
else
is
out
there,
it's
just
simple
mathematics
There′s
over
7 billion
mothafuckas
on
the
planet
and
4 billion
of
us
are
of
legal
age
That's
2 billion
ladies,
4 billion
tittays,
and
I
bet
a
couple
of
em
aren′t
engaged
And
I
get
it
you've
been
looking
for
the
one
but
they
been
running
trynna
hide
like
Kony
And
you're
gonna
find
em
if
you′re
getting
back
into
the
saddle,
baby
ride
that
pony
And
if
you
never
get
over
that
early
lover
then
it
sucks
for
you
Gotta
admit
that
it′s
difficult
to
be
watching
her
with
him
but
everybody
want
a
love
that's
true
I′m
waiting,
batin'
patiently,
yo
I′m
a
catch
I'm
losing
my
head,
playing
musical
beds,
and
looking
for
"the
one"
that
match
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