Lyrics Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? - Ween

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's chewing bark and not the leaves
He's crying like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't getting up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

Pony
Pony
Pony

Mister would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung