Lyrics Passenger Side - Live at the Boulder Theater, Boulder, CO 11/1/99 - Wilco

Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide
For the last couple of miles
You've been swerving from side to side
You're gonna make me spill my beer
If you don't learn how to steer

Passenger side, passenger side
I don't like riding on the passenger side

Roll another number for the road
'Cause you're the only sober person I know
Won't you let me make you a deal
Jut get behind the wheel

Passenger side, passenger side
I don't like riding on the passenger side

I should've been the driver
I could've been the one
Should've been your lover, oh, so could anyone, alright

Can you take me to the store and then the bank?
I've got five dollars we can put in the tank
I've got a court date coming this June
I'll be driving soon

Passenger side, passenger side

I don't like riding on the passenger side
I don't like riding on the passenger side

I know who's gonna be getting a call from his wife tonight
Ever heard of the internet?

Alright, we better get out of here
Before we get in big trouble
That was really sweet of you, thank you very much
If I wasn't so heavily sedated I would've been really aroused