Lyrics Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D. (2020 Remastered Version) - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Tearing the hair off a black baboon's skull
Is a bitch with some four thousand names
Vomiting lies through a theremin throat
As some businessmen pick at her brains
Pulls back skinny lips to reveal a proboscis
Seems Seth Brindle's at it again
Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover
And shamelessly spoils the end

Blood vessels drying and curling inside are
Unfurling from out of her wrists
Well, she wrings out a snake and collects all its poison
Intending on learning to hiss
Foams at the mouth with a head full of acid
And giving some poor illness the blame
Knocking the pieces the fuck off the chessboard
Insisting that she's won the game

So all that I see, absolute entropy
As the chemical bonds fall apart
Well, it seems she broke me
But I swear, she could not break my heart
She could not break my heart, oh Lord!

Makes up excuses for throbbing black bruises
And uses them to her advantage
Never came down from her last trip, oh Jesus
Disease is her primary language
Garbled and gruesome, her words so absurd
Like a heard of transmissions from Apollo 13
No apology, I request misery
So no rest 'til I've twisted her chest round my knee

So squeal like a trolley wheel, cry like a baby
With autism strapped to a ceiling fan
Soil your visage with mucus and
Twisting of features unable to stand
Buckle your knees looking up at me
And beg me to spare thee the back of my hand
For the sake of humanity, die of your blight
We're blessed, you're barren as Mojave sands

So all that I see, absolute entropy
As the chemical bonds fall apart
Well, it seems she broke me
But I swear, she could not break my heart
So all that I see, absolute entropy
As the chemical bonds fall apart
Well, it seems she broke me
But I swear, she can go fucking die

You can go fucking die (Get cancer!)
Go fucking die (Get AIDS and)
Kill yourself and go die (Kill yourself!)
Ugh!