Lyrics Down by the Riverside - Willie Jones

Mate, who is this?
Pauly, you know who's made it?
Sir, do you know...
You're not from around here
But let me tell you what we do, Harry
Listen up!

Down by the riverside hanky panky
Where them girls bad
Yes ma'am, please and thank you
Where them boys ride slow
'Cause them roads is dangerous
It's a real thin line
'Tween snakes and angels

Sun making me sweat
Cognac on my breath
Crawfish with the cornbread
Yeah this as real as it gets
Knick knack paddy wack
Give a dog a bone
Bitch I'm Willie Jones
You already know

You can find me out where the corn and the cotton grow
Way down south cracking bones, slamming dominos
Welcome to the ratchet black zydeco rodeo
Boss hog I'm a dog, I'm a billy goat

Down by the riverside, by the riverside
Down by the riverside, by the riverside
Down by the riverside, by the riverside
This is how we throw it down
Down by the riverside

Get that mud off my tires
Dirty south in the house
Coming straight out the Bayou
We got that Catfish frying
Coming fresh off the bottom
I got a bad bitch with the buck shot ridin' shotty

Met her down in Tulane
So, you know she got good brain
That superdome, I'm super gone
Lord know's I ain't no saint

You can find me out where the corn and the cotton grow
Way down south cracking bones, slamming dominos
Welcome to the ratchet black zydeco rodeo
Boss hog I'm a dog, I'm a billy goat

Down by the riverside, by the riverside
Down by the riverside, by the riverside
Down by the riverside, by the riverside
This is how we throw it down
Down by the riverside

Do-si-do-to the left
Do ya one, two step
Spin around then drop it down
Then slide and catch your breath
Now boot scoot the right, huh
Tip ya drink to the sky
Now act a fool, go on ride the bull
'Cause that's the way we ride, uh

You can find me out where the corn and the cotton grow
Way down south cracking bones, slamming dominos
Welcome to the ratchet black zydeco rodeo
Boss hog I'm a dog, I'm a billy goat

Down by the riverside, by the riverside
Down by the riverside, by the riverside
Down by the riverside, by the riverside
This is how we throw it down
Down by the riverside

Do-si-do-to the left (down by the riverside)
Do ya one, two step (by the riverside)
Spin around then drop it down (down by the riverside)
Slide and catch your breath (by the riverside)
Now boot scoot the right (down by the riverside)
Tip ya drink to the sky (by the riverside)
This is how we throw it down
Down by the riverside