Lyrics Tor Kraft - Ylvis

Shut up and listen,
I will show you how it's done The process with your diving board has
Already begun I can already tell that you're thinking
Too small You need to build big or build nothing at all!
I know it's not politically correct to say But diving boards are tiny
And well, kind of gay I won't hear another word about this diving
Board crap Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the Map!
He's the man who makes it bigger Tor can make it stronger Everything
Is better with Kraft He will use his
Power Maximize the tower – Tor Kraft!
Priscilla?
Cup of coffee No, the small one The small one!
Thank you!
You see, everything looks better If you
Maximize If you like it, then imagine it twice the size!
Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten
And then triple and quadruple it again and again For location,
I'm thinking in the middle of the lake Pointless and expensive and
Hard to make Then we add a bridge built with
Floating cement And then we scale it up 500 percent!
He's the man who makes it bigger Tor can
Make it stronger Everything is better with Kraft
Watch him use his power To maximize the tower – Tor Kraft!
Quiet when he's etching Silent when he's sketching Genius at
Work – Tor Kraft Look, he is on fire Architect Messiah – Tor Kraft!
Yes, yes, yes!
I did it!
The tower is finished!
Genius creation Diving board
Sensation Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft (
The tower's finished) (
Kraft) You need it (
Kraft) He makes it Kraft!
He's Tor Kraft!
Kraft!