1 There Is No Storyline
2 You Hurt the Writer's Feelings
3 He Is Quite Hurt
4 But He Is Not Unreasonable
5 He Made This Tape For You
6 Because He Loves You, The Listener
7 But There Will Be No Narrative
8 He Bets You're Quite Sad Now
9 You Could Have Had a Narrative
10 But Instead, There Is No Narrative