Lyrics April's Fool - Young Jimmy

Time for brunch wish I was in Naples
It's 10:01 on the first of April
I wanna be drunk swimming in a glass of bass
With hot tits and ass served on a plate next to a cold
Glass of welches grape drooling just the Thought of the taste
Being drunk is a disgrace as me and Lexi
Sit down at Betsy's cafe Order up scrambled eggs
And pancakes excuse me While I say grace
Before I savor the taste Dear god in case you didn't Know
I slowed down on the drinking I still puff the indo
I take life seriously now No more Nintendo
Cause games are for kids And I'm quite grown you dig
If having money is sick I wanna be out-blown Like Capone
Eating lasagna Chilling in Sierra Leone stoned
Off the finest weed address me as your Highness, please
Drinking the finest wine eating the finest cheese
Sorry to tell you I'm lifted geez thank you for
Making me so talented and Gifted, please
Before you catch a bitch fit I promise to get clean
Like dishes I took your advice I'm facing my fears
Like deers facing headlights That's a man
Dry face no tears I'm in the spotlight understand
Thank you for all you have done cheers you the man
I love my daughter I really want a son
So I can buy a ton of toys for my Precious little boy
Probably look like a young Travis McCoy
Yeah a real joy I'm glad to make Amends
Thank you 100 times 10 amen, now as I get back to breakfast
Babe this food got me doing backflips
I'm gonna give the best cash tip Compliments to the chef
This on some next shit, I glance at my watch It's 12 noon
I put down my spoon and head downstairs to the bathroom
I'm thinking I wanna be in Cancun soon with my face
In lex poon poon Back to the Story I enter the men's room
Whistling to a Nas tune in a New York state of mind
I'm sitting reclined on the shitta, "boom boom"
A Knock on the door hold on I'll be out soon
How do you figure As I Wash my hands in walks
The two goons or niggaz I overheard them
Saying sending niggaz to their doom
Like Samuel Jackson, they said they packing
And ready for action I Explode like harpoons
I head back upstairs and realize why 3 is a crowd
And 2 is a pair, random As I sit next to Lexi
And her friend Miranda Let's play bad cop when we get home
"Oh don't arrest me handsome" Lexi so sexy
I ask for the check please a order of two ice creams
I'm currently a fiend for vanilla, why? the love of my life
Lexi Bella, I'll rock a fella for Bella that would be hella
Cool like fights after school As I pull the spoon
Out my mouth in walks the two goons
My face starts to get hot like summer in June
I clutch my chrome tool tucked in my waistline
Hoping shit won't pop off in the daytime
In this room, I played it off cool like a perfect
Dive in a swimming pool I Scored 10
I hope god protects me after I just made amends but then
One of the goons pulls out something I'm hoping it's a pen
It turns out to be a black gat that can make holes
The size of Big Macs "Give me the money I'm counting to 10 black"
The waiter says "Hold on a second put down your weapon"
Im fucking sweating the goon says
"shut the fuck up it will be over soon
In a second It will be in your best interest"
In shock the waitress dropped juice it was Citrus pop!
Got the floor wet like my mistress twat
Sounded like glass shattered in a Dish pit
In conclusion all the yelling and confusion
The goon's tools turned out to be water gun's delusions
Delusions
April's Fool