Lyrics Ballad Of The Bulge - ZFM

I woke up
There was a bulge in my pants
It was on the opposite side
So it couldn't have been my cock
I shit in my pants
So I had to take an hour
Of my day
To do the laundry

I shat in my pants, in my bed
In my room, in my house
I had to take
An hour to shower

I picked up the shit
From my covers
And I waffle stomped it
Down the drain
I shat in my bed
Who could've thought this would happen
I'm twenty five
Am I incontinent now, well

Who could've thought