Lyrics

Tidify da, sinmah gough dah hep haing ding fum gogamamo.

Stry da fings thadd awondt oont do butt any il thang thad a wondt meeto.

Shees my nurirng my nu esit seten' ra mind at a ros reshoo.

I don loo kadang doo my net loohah leten meen you

Hmm, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

Try-da-fy thedit dern tasgoo

Itel dang ifl eeton if airs ron wichoo

Day me dy ron my nek

Thars a dang ana ding doo itan beegon

Shee kina sitn wita ly dou fang

Let it ang wit a itin imin babee

Ide oln lee pak da thangs yoodo

Letit ang ifen eeton wacha ron wichoo

I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

You just don't know what shape I'm in.

Writer(s): Frank Lee Beard, Joe Michael Hill, Billy Gibbons

Album The Complete Studio Albums (1970 - 1990)

date of release

07-06-2013

1 Ten Foot Pole
2 She's a Heartbreaker
3 Dipping Low (In The Lap Of Luxury)
4 Apologies to Pearly
5 She Loves My Automobile
6 Penthouse Eyes
7 Pan Am Highway Blues
8 Leila
9 Groovy Little Hippie Pad
10 Enjoy and Get It On
11 Esther Be the One
12 Down Brownie
13 Chevrolet
14 A Fool for Your Stockings
15 Party On The Patio
16 Ko Ko Blue
17 I Wanna Drive You Home
18 I Got the Message
19 Avalon Hideaway
20 Delirious
21 [Somebody Else Been] Shaking Your Tree
22 Brown Sugar
23 Squank
24 Goin' Down to Mexico
25 Old Man
26 Neighbor, Neighbor
27 Certified Blues
28 Bedroom Thang
29 Just Got Back From Baby's
30 Backdoor Love Affair
31 Francine
32 Just Got Paid
33 Mushmouth Shoutin’
34 Sure Got Cold After The Rain Fell
35 Whiskey'n Mama
36 Waitin' for the Bus (2006 Remaster)
37 Jesus Just Left Chicago (Remastered Album Version)
38 Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers - Remastered Version
39 Master of Sparks (2006 Remaster)
40 Hot, Blue and Righteous (2006 Remaster)
41 Move Me on Down the Line (2005 Remaster)
42 Precious and Grace (2005 Remaster)
43 La Grange (2005 Remaster)
44 Sheik (2005 Remaster)
45 Have You Heard? (2005 Remaster)
46 Thunderbird (2005 Remaster)
47 Jailhouse Rock (2005 Remaster)
48 Backdoor Medley: Backdoor Love Affair / Mellow Down Easy / Backdoor Love Affair No. 2 / Long Distance Boogie (2005 Remaster)
49 Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings (2005 Remaster)
50 Blue Jeans Blues (Remastered Version)
51 Balinese (2005 Remaster)
52 Mexican Blackbird (2005 Remaster)
53 Heard It On the X (Remastered Version)
54 Tush (Remastered Album Version)
55 It's Only Love
56 Arrested for Driving While Blind
57 El Diablo
58 Snappy Kakkie
59 Asleep In the Desert
60 I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
61 Manic Mechanic
62 Dust My Broom
63 Lowdown In the Street
64 Hi Fi Mama
65 Cheap Sunglasses
66 Tube Snake Boogie
67 It's So Hard
68 Pearl Necklace
69 Heaven, Hell Or Houston
70 Gimme All Your Lovin'
71 Got Me Under Pressure (2008 Remastered LP Version)
72 Sharp Dressed Man (2008 Remastered LP Version)
73 I Need You Tonight (2008 Remastered LP Version)
74 I Got The Six (2008 Remastered LP Version)
75 Thug (2008 Remastered LP Version)
76 TV Dinners (2008 Remastered LP Version)
77 Dirty Dog (2008 Remastered LP Version)
78 If I Could Only Flag Her Down (2008 Remastered LP Version)
79 Bad Girl (2008 Remastered LP Version)
80 Sleeping Bag
81 Stages
82 Woke Up With Wood
83 Rough Boy
84 Can't Stop Rockin'
85 Planet of Women
86 Velcro Fly
87 Concrete And Steel
88 Lovething
89 My Head's In Mississippi
90 Decision or Collision
91 Give It Up
92 Burger Man
93 Doubleback

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