Worst Case Scenario

Well I told you would love you, untill my dying day.
But you got all these questions it's a game you like to play.
You ask what if you were ugly what if you get fat?
Well darling don't you worry, cause I've got an answer for that.
If you grew a second head, I would love you both.
If you gained a thousand pounds
I'd move to the beach so we could float.
Away together you and I, cause baby that's the plan
As long as you're a women, I'll always be your man.
If all your teeth fell out, I'd make you shakes to drink
If all your skin turned blue, that'd be smurfy with me
The future is uncertain, but there's on thing I know
I'll always love you baby even in the worst case scenario.
If you grew a second head, I would love you both.
If you gained a thousand pounds
I'd move to the beach so we could float.
Away together you and I, cause baby that's the plan
As long as you're a women, I'll always be your man.
Yeah and if you got a sex change...
Well I'd have to get one too,
Cause I'll always love you baby,
As long as you are you.