Lyrics NEW YEAR//REALLY HIM//STORY TIME - Zevi

Yah, ay, uh
Heh, ya
AAAAA, AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAHAHAAHA

New year new me
God better add a fucking inch to my penis
New year fear me
I'ma about to fucking write this song in under a minute

Fuck, I'm so fucking bored now
Headache make me sore now
My mood gets fucking ruined when I wake up in the morning
I am horny, please come help me
I'm seriously evaluating cutting off my penis

Spray my pp blood on the floor, do you want it whore?
Get a fucking mop and I'll spray you some more
Man I had a really good day at my school today
I'm coding websites and I'm hopping it'll make me bread one day

New year new me, smoking that green
Find a new queen, just turned eighteen

I need bitches, I need good grades
I need sips of gin and champagne
I need focus, gotta maintain
Gotta buy a bougie gold chain
Travel the world I'll go by plane
Put people in their fucking lane

New year new me
God better add a fucking inch to my penis
New year fear me
I'ma about to fucking write this song in under a minute

New year new me
God better add a fucking inch to my penis
New year fear me
I'ma about to fucking write this song in under a minute

Ay ay, ay ay (hahaha)
Ay, yeah, yeah
Suck my dick bitch
Fucking take a pic of my dick bitch
Big dick in your mom? (what?)
Big dick in your mom (suck my dick)

Eating good I'm working out
I'm having thoughts of jerking off
I'm liking how I'm turning out
I love myself I'm fucking proud

I'll fucking pound your mama
Yeah she licking my anaconda
While we're driving in her Honda

Get this, what will I do?
Know this, I'll break you in two

Motherfucker you are dumb, I've never ever felt numb
I'll put my mind through torture if that means I'll get where I want
Stupid motherfuckers giving up their lives, but they're just 12
It's very sad seeing people that just want to fail

I really cannot fathom any of this shit
I'ma follow that up by saying the word "brick"
Wow I'm really him, sipping gin I'm drinking very quick
Why you talk to me? You got a fucking stick in your dick

Man really got a fucking stick in his dick
He's sword fighting with men, that's kinda mad
You know what else is kinda mad?
That I fucked your dad last night, hAHhaHH

Yes I'm really him! I am him!
I'll fucking stab you while I'm sipping gin
Yes I'm really him! I am him!
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Fucking bitch!
Yeah, Yeah, wow, huh wow
Did your dumbass really think I was about to end song right there?
No, No here is a beat I made
Here is a beat I made, I'm gonna freestyle on this beat right now

Bitches riding cucumbers cuz the Zevi cock it cannot please
Brb I'm going out cuz Zevi he just struck a deal
Zevi think's it's warm outside, I think he's probably right
His skin it fucking peels, he turns to flesh, that's not ideal

Man this fucking beat sucks it makes me wanna kill myself
I'll commit no more living by jumping off a bridge
Cuz this beat it fucking sucks
I made in the the vc with some homies
Then I go and fucking suck their dicks because they're my homies

Man I'm having so much fun
I'm kidding, this is not so fun
I'm wasting fucking time making this
Man I need a kiss

And I'm fucking hungry plus I need some water
I'm your father, daddy Zevi, if you're gay I'll give you glizzy
Smoke a 50 sucking dicky gimme licky bitches stinky

I'm a retard but I'm hard, and my cock is fucking hard
Your momma she look like a shart
She bit my dick like a shark
I took her on a park
Story time going crazy

I think I am lazy
One day I woke up and I was fully erect
One day I woke up and I realized it wasn't sex
Why is Mexican food called for mex

Why is this such a fucking crazy beat switch?
Yes I hit your bitch, cuz she's a bitch
Certified mother lover, certified father fucker
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