Lyrics You Can Call Me Al - Zikai
A
man
walks
down
the
street
He
says,
"Why
am
I
soft
in
the
middle,
now?"
Why
am
I
soft
in
the
middle,
now?
The
rest
of
my
life
is
so
hard
I
need
a
photo-opportunity
I
want
a
shot
at
redemption
Don't
want
to
end
up
a
cartoon
In
a
cartoon
graveyard
Bonedigger,
Bonedigger
Dogs
in
the
moonlight
Far
away
in
my
well-lit
door
Mr.
Beer-belly,
Beer-belly
Get
these
mutts
away
from
me
You
know,
I
don't
find
this
stuff
amusing
anymore
If
you'll
be
my
bodyguard
I
can
be
your
long-lost
pal
I
can
call
you
Betty
And
Betty,
when
you
call
me,
you
can
call
me
Al
A
man
walks
down
the
street
He
says,
"Why
am
I
short
of
attention?"
Got
a
short
little
span
of
attention
And,
whoa,
my
nights
are
so
long
Where's
my
wife
and
family?
What
if
I
die
here?
Who'll
be
my
role
model
Now
that
my
role
model
is
gone,
gone?
He
ducked
back
down
the
alley
With
some
roly-poly
little
bat-faced
girl
All
along,
along
There
were
incidents
and
accidents
There
were
hints
and
allegations
If
you'll
be
my
bodyguard
I
can
be
your
long-lost
pal
I
can
call
you
Betty
And
Betty,
when
you
call
me,
you
can
call
me
Al
If
you'll
be
my
bodyguard
I
can
be
your
long-lost
pal
I
can
call
you
Betty
And
Betty,
when
you
call
me,
you
can
call
me
Al,
you
can
call
me
Al
You
can
call
me
Al
You
can
call
me
Al
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