1 Prologue: "What We Want Is Genuine Tragedy!"
2 Act I: Scene 1: "Oh, Poor Boy! Tell Me the Worst. What Are His Chances?"
3 Act I: Scene 1: "Don't Worry... Don't Worry..."
4 Act I: Scene 1: "Leandro, Please Lay on a Sort of Royal Variety Show"
5 Act I: Scene 2: "It's Chelio!"
6 Act I: Scene 2: "The Best-Laid Plans of Mice and Men Can Meet Frustration"
7 Act I: Scene 2: "Who's That?"
8 Act II: Scene 1: "Howzat?!"
9 Act II: Scene 1: "Here They Come... Ain't It Grand? It's Beginning, So Hurry, Hurry!"
10 Act II: Scene 2: "For Your Delight, I Present First, This!"
11 Act II: Scene 2: "Who Are You? What Do You Want Here?"
12 Act II: Scene 2: "Who Is This Woman?"
13 Act II: Scene 2: "I Want an Apple, or a Banana... Perhaps a Cherry..."
14 Act III: Scene 1: "Farfarello! Farfarello!"
15 Act III: Scene 1: "Wind Has Died. We Must Be in Orange Country"
16 Act III: Scene 2: "We're Here"
17 Act III: Scene 2: "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! I Heard a Noise. Where's My Ladle?"
18 Act III: Scene 3: "We've Lost Our Following Wind, No Wonder That We're Getting Nowhere!"
19 Act III: Scene 3: "Where Did the Girl Come From?"
20 Act III: Scene 3: "We're Alone, at Last, My Marmalade, My Dessert, My True Love"
21 Act III: Scene 3: "Smeraldina... With a Needle! Fata Morgana! Hey, Look Out Behind You!"
22 Act IV: Scene 1: "Ah! I'll Get You for This, See If I Don't... I"
23 Act IV: Scene 2: "Are You Ready?"
24 Act IV: Scene 2: "Would You Be Ninetta?"
25 Act IV: Scene 2: "Arrest Them!"